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starwars:

Only two weeks there are until the greatest celebration of fandom in the galaxy!

starwars:

Only two weeks there are until the greatest celebration of fandom in the galaxy!

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kingkitsu:

smoothierox:

ifollowbadblogs:

"you’re an adult now"

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"you need to choose a career"

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"you need to make your own doctor’s appointment"
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cokeproblem:

Ok so we are driving home and we pass a tough biker dude with a chihuahua on the back of his motorcycle wearing pink goggles

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tensioned:

there should be an award for the people who

  • finish a whole tube of chap stick without losing it
  • finish the shampoo and conditioner at the same time

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helioscentrifuge:

runtime-err0r:

itsvondell:

you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink

Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.

My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”

I looked it up b/c that was a very familiar idiom and how could it be wrong but then

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yeah wow that’s spot on perfect

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linguisticsyall:

lucithor:

WHY WAS I UNAWARE OF THE FACT THAT “DISGRUNTLED” IS, IN FACT, THE OPPOSITE OF “GRUNTLED”

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WHY DOES NOBODY USE THIS WORD

I’m so gruntled to have found this

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afadingoctober:

balancingtheledger:

jaredsadalecki:

why is no one talking about this

'Black Widow' is listed for 2015 on Scarlett Johansson's IMDB page.

afadingoctober:

balancingtheledger:

jaredsadalecki:

why is no one talking about this

'Black Widow' is listed for 2015 on Scarlett Johansson's IMDB page.

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I met my wife at a Star Trek convention. She was study abroad from France and spoke little English, and I didn’t know a lick of French. So, for the first few months of our relationship, we communicated by speaking Klingon.

Hear more tales of nerdery in this week’s Pwn Up! (via dorkly)

Okay I’m not even a Star Trek fan but that’s beautiful.

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Heavy objects were thrown/poetry was recited.

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grubbsgrady:

this was the best fucking sass in the movie

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oknope:

the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza.

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